Claw Machine Spoils, Part Three

The tally tonight from the Claw Machine:
(1) Stuffed Lizard, green and ugly
(2) Small plastic footballs, logos unknown
(1) T-shirt with cartoon sad face and some text that was unclear to me
(1) Stuffed Monkey, brown

Evangelism UNLEASHED!

Tonight I managed to catch a couple of guys brawling with each other.  Fights don’t really happen here too often – certainly much less frequently than you would think – but from time to time there are a few scuffles among patrons here and there.
After a few minutes of pushing/shoving/pummeling/profanity/etc. the security guys (e.g. “bouncers”) [...]