I managed to keep a pretty good eye on the claw machine today. Usually it’s tough, because the snack bar is so busy, but tonight was pretty slow so I made myself focus on the claw machine at every possible opportunity.
Anyway, here is the official tally:
(1) Smiley faced yellow bean bag, medium
(1) Rubber football, labelled “Miami Dolphins”, I think.
(1) Half-Pint of JACK-FREAKIN’-DANIELS (!!!!) (I have no clue who was the goddam joker who put that in the machine, but they should be freakin’ locked up for that little maneuver!) It was neither cute NOR funny – I mean, some little kid could have grabbed it! Luckily for us, it was a grown man who pulled it out of the machine. We’re going to investigate the vending company to see what the hell the deal is. I’m as sick and demented as the next guy, but even I wouldn’t plant an alcoholic beverage in a kids’ claw machine game! There’s some sick fucks out there, let me tell you!
